Utilizing a breakthrough in HTML 5 packet tranfser protocol frame rate, I was able to create a new buffering technology which increases performance by at least 8.75x. Real world tests of the technology infused into physical apparel have exceeded laboratory performance and produced astounding results!
Just 1 week of wearing the new technology interwoven into fabric has transformed our users' lives, see for yourself from the test subjects:
Russ Nickel, Film Student
"I wore the shirt for 3 workouts this week and increased my bench press by 150 lbs! Walking down the hallway at college, I was swarmed by girls trying to rip off my clothes and could barely escape. It was like I was in an AXE commercial. (I could have directed a much better commercial though)"
Angad Singh, Stanford Junior
David Philipson, Palantir Starcraft Team
"I wore the shirt during my Starcraft match with a Heart of the Swarm Grandmaster and was able to overcome a 4 Gate with only 2 zerglings while I simultaneously expanded to 6 bases and killed with him ONLY drones all while writing a game in Scala on my other monitor! This new buffering technology literally doubled my APMs and micro skills; oh and just FYI, that guy was Korean."
All early tests seem to indicate that this technology is revolutionary and will have major cross industry impact -we are in the middle of raising an angel round and are currently oversubscribed but if you can send us a check in the next couple days we might consider it.
You can join the private alpha.